Post by Albert on Sept 11, 2003 17:23:57 GMT -5
Pat wants me to start a discussion and we always need more controversy, so I guess I'll have to start trying to get people talking. I will post more as I think of them ;D
*I like America. I like most Americans. They have a stupid f**k running their country at the moment, so give em a break, ok?
*Clint Eastwood is the coolest man alive. And if you disagree with me then f**k you.
*People who don't eat meat for "humane" reasons get me thinking about that age-old "but what if plants feel pain?" argument. I think the reason people won't eat cows but they will eat tomatoes is that you can't hear it when a tomato screams in agony. If you're going to be a vegetarian just f**king do it and don't make people feel bad for eating meat.
*I don't eat meat, so if you're an angry Vegan thinking of a response right this instant, hey. f**k you.
*Someone should shoot Charleton Heston. Now that there'd be some poetic justice for him. Dumb racist motherf**ker.
*If I see one more "Bruce Lee's Wisdom"-esque book, I'm going to throw up. Yeah he was good but we all know Jet Li would take him to the f**king cleaners.
*Marilyn Manson should run for President of the United States. He's f**king awesome.
*Jet Li and Jackie Chan need to stop making all these god d**n "Asian-martial-artist-meets-white/black-comedian-and-have-wacky-misadventures" movies. They force martial arts movies into a sterotype that they need about as much as a castration. Jet, for f**k's sake, don't f**king make these d**n Kung Fu Rap movies, go back to doing your good stuff!
*Selling my soul would be a small price to pay to see Joey Ramone and John Lennon come back from the dead for one day, just to kick the *nuts* out of Sam Roberts (some doofy no-talent Canadian "musician") and Scott Stapp (lead "singer" of Creed).
*Steven Seagal is a piece of dog *nuts* excuse for a human being and he needs to f**king die and rot for eternity while being perpetually sodomized by the ghost of Elvis. And I'm not talking "young thin cool Elvis", I'm talking "big fat sweaty Elvis".
*I like America. I like most Americans. They have a stupid f**k running their country at the moment, so give em a break, ok?
*Clint Eastwood is the coolest man alive. And if you disagree with me then f**k you.
*People who don't eat meat for "humane" reasons get me thinking about that age-old "but what if plants feel pain?" argument. I think the reason people won't eat cows but they will eat tomatoes is that you can't hear it when a tomato screams in agony. If you're going to be a vegetarian just f**king do it and don't make people feel bad for eating meat.
*I don't eat meat, so if you're an angry Vegan thinking of a response right this instant, hey. f**k you.
*Someone should shoot Charleton Heston. Now that there'd be some poetic justice for him. Dumb racist motherf**ker.
*If I see one more "Bruce Lee's Wisdom"-esque book, I'm going to throw up. Yeah he was good but we all know Jet Li would take him to the f**king cleaners.
*Marilyn Manson should run for President of the United States. He's f**king awesome.
*Jet Li and Jackie Chan need to stop making all these god d**n "Asian-martial-artist-meets-white/black-comedian-and-have-wacky-misadventures" movies. They force martial arts movies into a sterotype that they need about as much as a castration. Jet, for f**k's sake, don't f**king make these d**n Kung Fu Rap movies, go back to doing your good stuff!
*Selling my soul would be a small price to pay to see Joey Ramone and John Lennon come back from the dead for one day, just to kick the *nuts* out of Sam Roberts (some doofy no-talent Canadian "musician") and Scott Stapp (lead "singer" of Creed).
*Steven Seagal is a piece of dog *nuts* excuse for a human being and he needs to f**king die and rot for eternity while being perpetually sodomized by the ghost of Elvis. And I'm not talking "young thin cool Elvis", I'm talking "big fat sweaty Elvis".